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Loading ...When my printer’s type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that, probably, the printer only needed to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job myself.
Pleasantly surprised [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The blonde secretary was leaving the office when she saw the CEO standing by the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” the CEO said, “this is a very important document. Do you know how this thing works?”
The secretary turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
”Great,” the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...15) After each caution, the car will run the opposite way … caution - clockwise - caution - counter clockwise - caution - clockwise … etc.
14) Earnhardt, Jr., has to drive with a passenger … preferably a sumo wrestler … for extra weight.
13) Potty pit stops during a half time.
12) No more champagne in Victory [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...* After you request sex she replies, “Wait ’til the Nyquil kicks in.”
* Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
* Actually answers when you ask, “Who’s your daddy?”
* Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.
* Only moans during commercial breaks.
* Starts her fake orgasms during [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be a redneck if…
On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Your parakeet knows the phrase “Open up, Police!”
You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
In tough situations you ask yourself, “What would Curly do?”
Taking your wife on a cruise means [...]
