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Loading ...A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying:
Nerds Not Allowed
Enter at Your Own Risk!
He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy, asks him [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... The professor teaching an American History asked a blonde in the class what she knew about the Roe vs. Wade decision.
She pondered this weighty question and finally answered, “I think that is the decision that George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I, the undersigned, a female accepting a marriage proposal, agree that…
Section 1. In the unlikely event of my not having an orgasm after you’ve drunkenly rolled on top of me and pumped away for five whole minutes, wheezing like an old man with emphysema, I shall politely fake one.
Section 1.01. And it’ll be a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be a reneck if…
You pull up to a gas station in a limo to buy a can of Skoal.
Your boyfriend gives you car parts for your birthday, and you like it.
Coons get into everyone else’s trash but yours.
When you say, “Let’s hit the hay,” you actually MEAN it.
You can feed a family of [...]
