Back in the woods, a redneck’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.” Soon a [...]

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If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To [...]

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What’s the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
A rooster says cock-le-dood-le-doo…
A blonde says any-cock-le-doo…
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The rooster clucks defiance. Voracious AppetiteA Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive [...]

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WIDE STANCE
A woman golfer suffers a nasty bee sting and leaves the course to go see her doctor about it.
“What happened?” asked the doctor.
“I got stung between the first and second hole,” replied the lady golfer.
The doctor replied, “You must have an awfully wide stance!”
Similar JokesStance issuesRoger and Charlie emerged [...]

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Mr. Smith went to the Doctor’s office to collect his wife’s test results.
The receptionist says, “I’m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we [...]

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