1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you’d least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. [...]

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head that was going on vacation to a native island. The brunette brought a portable fridge with her. The red-head asked her “Why are you carrying a fridge with you?” The brunette replies “To keep all of our food in.” The red-head is carrying a shotgun with [...]

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* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and two (2) balls.
* Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the holes.
* Owner of the course must approve the equipment before may begin.
* For most effective play, the club must have a firm shaft. [...]

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A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Stevie, wanna play house?”
He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?”
The girl replies, “I want you to communicate.”
He says to her, “That word is too big. I have no idea what it [...]

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Dear Son,
I’m writing this letter slow because I know you can’t read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
Newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home,
So we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address because the last
Arkansas family that lived here [...]

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