Another “ping,”
Are you listenin’?
The puter screen,
Is a glistenin’.
With icons so bright,
They light up the night,
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!
Gone away,
Are the hall talks.
Here to stay,
Is the IN-BOX.
Flagged “urgent, please read!”,
And “answer with speed!”.
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!
In the morning e-mails start to add up.
No lunch today cause messages abound.
Just click away and hope [...]

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A blonde walked into an electronics store and told the salesman, “I want that T.V.”
and she points to the display.
He looks at her and tells her, “I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to sell that to blondes.”
So the blonde, all ticked off, walks out of the store.
An hour later, she walks back into the [...]

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After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, “Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?”
“Yes,” the golfer responded.
“Did you happen to [...]

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The newlyweds arrive at the hotel and the girl tells her husband, “Honey, I know nothing of this, can you help me, please?”
“I will honey, starting from this instant, we will call your thing the prison and my thing we’ll call the prisoner, so we will put the prisoner in the prison.”
And they throw the [...]

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An Irishman, a Italian and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”
The Italian opened his lunch box and exclaimed, [...]

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