Batsman: “How was I out?”
Umpire: “Why don’t you look in the paper tomorrow?”
Batsman: “You look, I’m the editor!”
“That was the best innings I ever played,” said the young man. “Well!” said his captain, “you mustn’t let that discourage you.”
What’s the difference between the Indian team and a tea-bag? The tea-bag stays in the [...]

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No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:
They replicate quickly. (Okay, Windows does that)
Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. (Okay, Windows does that)
Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. (Okay, Windows does that, too)
Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along [...]

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A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. [...]

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In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.
Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven’t changed at all!
Similar JokesHow have times changed?In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.

Since then, weddings have …A doctor is complaining to a mechanicA doctor is talking to [...]

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There’s a Mexican, an Italian, and a Redneck working on the top of a building for a construction company. During their lunch break, the Mexican opens up his lunch and finds tacos inside (which he gets every day). He says, “If my wife gives me tacos for lunch one more time, I’m going to jump [...]

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