Thine eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun,
I long to have thy software in my hands.
And when you send a GIF for me to run,
I feel a sudden twitch within my glands.
How sweet our cybersex in private rooms,
You type of lust and send it over the Net.
How sad it seems when my love’s signoff [...]

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The blonde was being interviewed for a rather high level executive position in the ad agency. Finally, the interviewer concluded with, “I like your style, I think you’ll do fine. All we ask is that you put out.”
“Errr, Sir.” she said, somewhat taken aback, “Are you referring to work or sex?”
“Well,” he replied, [...]

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It’s just before the England vs Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
What’s up?” he asks.
“Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important but it’s only England They’re shite and we can’t be bothered.”
Ronaldinho looks at [...]

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Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, [...]

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How do you know the Toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
Because it would have been named a Teethbrush if someone else had.
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If it had been anywhere [...]

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