Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, [...]

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How do you know the Toothbrush was invented by a redneck? Because it would have been named a Teethbrush if someone else had. Similar JokesArkansas ToothbrushHow do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?If it was invented by anyone else they…ToothbrushDid you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it [...]

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On the phone with a programmer friend of mine recently, I noticed a couple of times he said complimentary things about Microsoft. I didn’t understand why until he mentioned, later in the call, that he’d been taking some Microsoft technical classes recently. A few minutes later he again said something nice about Microsoft and I [...]

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