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Loading ...Subject: DO NOT OPEN THE GIFT HORSE
Hey Hector, This was forwarded to me by Cassandra–it looks legit. Please distribute to Priam, Hecuba, and your 99 siblings.
Thanks,
Laocoon
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT!!!! It is EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE and will overwrite your ENTIRE CITY!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There were fifty blondes and a brunette on a plane. When suddenly the blonde pilots crash the plane. Now all the blondes and the brunette are hanging onto the wings of the plane above the sea. When there was a clap of thunder and a loud rumble, suddenly god began to talk to the fifty [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Back in the pavilion, the batsman was talking to a team mate. ‘I can’t understand it,’ he said, ‘The ball hit my head and the wicket-keeper caught it, but the umpire gave me out’. His friend looked sympathetic. ‘Sometimes they go by sound.’
Just before the match, the secretary received a message in his office. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she’s [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex.
“It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Batsman: “How was I out?”
Umpire: “Why don’t you look in the paper tomorrow?”
Batsman: “You look, I’m the editor!”
“That was the best innings I ever played,” said the young man. “Well!” said his captain, “you mustn’t let that discourage you.”
What’s the difference between the Indian team and a tea-bag? The tea-bag stays in the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:
They replicate quickly. (Okay, Windows does that)
Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. (Okay, Windows does that)
Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. (Okay, Windows does that, too)
Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along [...]
(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.
Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven’t changed at all!
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Since then, weddings have …A doctor is complaining to a mechanicA doctor is talking to [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There’s a Mexican, an Italian, and a Redneck working on the top of a building for a construction company. During their lunch break, the Mexican opens up his lunch and finds tacos inside (which he gets every day). He says, “If my wife gives me tacos for lunch one more time, I’m going to jump [...]
