This is serious … a “WORK” virus is on the loose…
If you receive any sort of “work” at all, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague … DO NOT OPEN IT!
The “work” virus has been circulating round our building for months and those who have been tempted to open it [...]

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A blonde motorist, who was speeding, was stopped by a blonde motorist. The blonde cop asks for the blonde motorists’ driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”
The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of [...]

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Al Davis had finally put together the perfect Oakland Raiders team for ‘98. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, and he couldn’t find a quarterback that would ensure a SuperBowl win.
Then one night, watching CNN, he saw a war zone [...]

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A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.
The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, “If you wish to save your marriage, you’d better be a little boulder.”
Similar JokesA way to save your marriageA young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just [...]

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A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. “Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?” she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, “Darlin’, yew know what yew haf t’do if’n yew wants to borrer th’ truck.” “But Pa! Ah haf t’go naow!” the white [...]

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VERSE:
Oh give me a site
where the links all work right –
one that doesn’t take too long to load –
where the text can be seen
on my 13-inch screen –
one that offers a “no-Java” mode.
REFRAIN:
Home, home on the Web
on my 486 IBM.
Please take pity on me –
I’m still on Netscape 3
with a 14.4-speed modem!
VERSE:
Though your video files
give [...]

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A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says “oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?”
The blonde replies “Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.”
The man responds “Huh.. that’s interesting.. why did you name them such names?”
The [...]

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A man walked into an Oakland bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog was wearing an Oakland Raiders jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Raiders pom-poms.
The bartender said, “Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!”
The guy begged him, “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, the TV is [...]

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Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.
They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.
The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
Similar JokesHave long marriagesSome people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.

They take time to go to a restaurant [...]

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The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel’s [...]

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