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Loading ...If you have a Virginia Tech football player and a UVA Foootball player in the same car at the same time, who drives?
The state trooper!!”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One day they went to the lumber yard in their pickup truck, and Billy Bob went in and said to the salesman, “I want some 4 by 2s.”
The salesman replied, “Don’t you mean 2 by 4s?”
Billy Bob said, “Let me go ask my brother in the truck.”
He came back and said, “Yeah we want some […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Blonde Joe was a handsome young man, but definitely not the brightest guy around. Each day when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.
Finally, Joe decided it would be in his best interest to walk a different route, but […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, ‘Are they relatives of yours?’
‘Yes,’ his wife replied. ‘I married into the […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“Congratulations my boy!” said the groom’s uncle. “I’m sure you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.”
“But I’m not getting married until tomorrow,” protested his nephew.
“I know,” replied the uncle. “That’s exactly what I mean.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Don’t order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It’s just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they’ll woop you.
Don’t laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Bodie, Ovine, Luther Ray, Tammy Lynn, Darla Beth, Inez, Billy Joe, Billy Bob, Joe Bob, […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A teacher asks her students if they’re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.
“Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?”
“The Red Sox.”
“Why’s that?”
“Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I’m a Red Sox fan too.”
“That’s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Al was helping his blonde girlfriend, Diana, clean out the trunk of her car. In the trunk, he found a bag labelled ‘Emergency Repair Kit’. When he looked a little closer, he noticed that there was a stick of dynamite inside the bag.
Finding that a little strange, he asked Diana what it was for.
“It’s part […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be an engineer if…
If you introduce your wife as ” mylady@home.wifeThis e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it ”
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
If you want […]
