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You look really sexy in that thing you’ve got on tonight. I like the way your eyes are always open when you read your E-mail. When you type, it reminds me of a concert pianist tinkling on her keys. You really know how to push the right buttons and turn me on. If I wasn’t [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Blonde pick up line: “I’m drunk”.
Another blonde pick up line: “I said, I’m drunk!”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, “Do you think there’s baseball in heaven?”
Solomon thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno, Abe. But let’s make a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...He wanted a new truck.
She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
“Look !” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says “You’re not from round here are ya?”
“No” replied the man, “I’m from Pensylvania.” The bartender looks at him and syas “Well what do you do in Pensylvania?”
“I’m a taxidermist.” said the man. The [...]
