What a rockstar

Published in October 3rd, 2007

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A BLONDE JOKE

Published in October 3rd, 2007

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me [...]

Old golfers

Published in October 3rd, 2007

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“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy.
“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad, I couldn’t see where the ball went.”
“You’re seventy-five years old, Jack!” admonished his wife. “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?”
“But he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play golf anymore,” protested Jack.
“Yes, but he’s [...]

Cosmopolitan Redneck

Published in October 3rd, 2007

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You know you’re a redneck when the biggest city you’ve been to is Wal-Mart.
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Ellie visited a psychic of some local repute.

Published in October 3rd, 2007

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In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:
“There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”
Visibly shaken, Ellie stared at the woman’s lined face, then at [...]

SPECIAL EDITION OF WINDOWS 2000 FOR GEORGIA

Published in October 3rd, 2007

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MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE:
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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Georgia edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Georgia. If you have one of the Georgia editions you may need some help understanding the commands.
The Georgia edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. [...]