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Loading ...At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal.”
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement, “Yes, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Similar Jokes“Hey, nice tie”A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
“Hey, nice tie!” comes out of nowhere. He…That’s NiceTwo old friends, who hadn’t seen each other in fifteen years, met for lunch one day, to catch up.
…If Dear Abby Was A Man Dear Mr.Abby:
Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What did the redneck do with his his first 50 cent piece?
He married her!
Similar JokesFifty Cent PieceWhat did the redneck do with his his first 50 cent piece?
He married her!gettin on the busQ: How come G-Unit couldn’t get on the bus?
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A: cause they didn 50 cents sweaterWhat did 50 cent say to his grandma when [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading .... . . you can take comfort from the thought of what happened to God’s Children.
After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said to them was; “Don’t ! ”
“Don’t What?” Adam replied. ”
“Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.” God said
“Forbidden fruit? We got Forbidden Fruit?” Hey Eve…We got [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Similar JokesPhysical training jobThe physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.
“I want every man to lie on …Answering machine message 232Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge drive. A basic membership is only [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the box and again opened it, [...]
