Published in October 5th, 2007
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A: Is it in?
First lawyer!The Priesthood
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Published in October 5th, 2007
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The girl approached the boy and said, “Hey, Stevi…PLAYING HOUSEA little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey …The Dynamite KidThere were these two people in a bar, a boy and a [...]
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Published in October 5th, 2007
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Published in October 5th, 2007
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Published in October 5th, 2007
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Published in October 5th, 2007
You are at a party with BBS people, and you find the computer and log on. You logon and are truly disappointed if a letter you had hoped would be answered…isn’t.
It ruins your day when you browse the person you sent the letter to and they have no messages.
You’re out of town on vacation [...]
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Published in October 5th, 2007
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll [...]
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Published in October 5th, 2007
Mama and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on the stand to testify and is asked by the judge, “Do you want to live with Papa Bear?”
“No,” Baby Bear replies, “he beats me.”
Then the judge asks, “Do you want to live with Mama Bear?”
“No,” Baby Bear replies, “she beats me [...]
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Published in October 5th, 2007
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?” About 40 students raise their hands.
“That’s really good. I’m really [...]
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Published in October 5th, 2007
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says ”Just Say No To Crack” and it reminds you to pull up your pants!
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