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Loading ...In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero; nothing.
On the first day, He toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and “active low” signals didn’t yet exist.)
On the second day, God’s boss wanted a demo, and tried to read the bit. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Well, that’s not quite right. I should say I never saw him drive a car.
He quit driving in 1927, when he was 25 years old, and the last car he drove was a 1926 Whippet.
“In those days,” he told me when he was in his 90s, “to drive a car you had to do [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, “I’d give anything to sink this next putt.”
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, “Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?”
The golfer thinks the man is [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.
“Mam, is there a reason that you’re weaving all over the road?” he asks.
The woman replied, “Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here. I almost had an accident ! I looked up and there was a tree right in [...]
