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I’m currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I’ve been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 for years as my primary application, and all the Girlfriend releases have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won’t crash if you minimize Girlfriend with the sound off, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...… if only she would organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was away.
When I popped in one evening to see how he was managing, he crowed, “I made a cake, frosted it, washed the kitchen windows, cleaned all the cupboards, scrubbed the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A retired gentleman spent most afternoons at the local golf course. Every day he would spend about 3 hours out on the course, playing a round by himself. When he would return to the club house, the resident pro would inquire about his score.
“Ed, how’d you shoot today?”, to which the man would *always* reply, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
Similar JokesYeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20 dollars every year for the next million year…LotteryA guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, “Honey, pack [...]
(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
Because it said “Concentrate”
Similar JokesShe’s So BlondeShe’s so blonde she spent an hour looking at a can of orange juice because it said “concentrate”.Giving an orange !One day in Contract Law class, a Professor asked one of his better students, “Now, if you were to gi…ConcentrateWhy did [...]
