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Loading ...He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”
Passenger: “Who?”
Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”
Passenger: “Come on now. There are [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...It’s really not too difficult fixing your own hard drive, if the problem is a head crash, or the infamous Seagate “stiction” problem, if you know what to do. You will require #4/0 steel wool, paint thinners, WD-40, a few hand tools, and about 45 minutes.
- First, you need a clean room, so make sure [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How long does a redneck cook his meat?
Until the tire tracks disappear.
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(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q: How do you kill the blonde’s sister?
A: Tell her to go down to the bottom of the pool and do CPR.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them.
One man said: “I’ll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up.”
When he returned he said: “I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress.”
The second man said: “I’ll walk [...]
