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Loading ...Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes?
Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?
If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock?
If we make sweaters out of a sheep’s hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters?
If you [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Describe your problem: ____________________________________________
Now, describe the problem accurately:
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Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
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Problem Severity:
A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__
Nature of the problem:
A. Locked Up__
B. Frozen__
C. Hung__
D. Shot__
Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__
Is it turned on? Yes__ No__
Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__
Have you made it worse? Yes__
Have you read the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why are rednecks so stupid?
Because when God was making people the rednecks were late.
So God said:
“Son I only have beauty and stupidity left. Which one do you want?”
“Well, everyone knows that beauty is only skin deep. So …..”
We all know the rest.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s your handicap these days?” one golfer asked another.
“I’m a scratch golfer…I write down all my good scores and scratch out all my bad ones.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There were three construction workers, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. One day when they were eating lunch, the red head said, “I hope I don’t get a turkey sandwich.” and sure enough, he gets a turkey sandwich. Then he says, “If I get another turkey sandwich, I am going to kill myself.” [...]
