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Loading ...A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops.
They went round to his flat and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he’d been washing his hair.
The instructions [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three guys were casting theirs lines to catch some fish and a couple were rowing in a small boat.
Two crows were cruising by, eyeing for some targets to poop on. (Those nasty birds!) The younger of the two crows tried to show off and dove onto those three guys.
Tut, tut, tut. But it went thud, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“May I go swimming, Mommy?â€
“No, you may not. There are sharks here.â€
“But Daddy’s swimming.â€
“He’s insured.â€
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night. The first date comes to the door. the farmer answers the door. The first date says, “Hi my name is Joe, I’m here to take your daughter Flow to eat some dough.”
The farmer says sure. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None they only screw in a bed.
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