A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last [...]

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Why did the American Football team go to the phone booth?
To get their quarter back.
Similar JokesTag TeamA blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone …Ice HoleThere was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the…Ice [...]

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1. Uh-oh…
2. Oh S***!
3. What the heck?!?
4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup tape?)
5. That’s SOOOOO bizarre.
6. Wow!! Look at this…
7. Hey!! The Suns don’t do this.
8. Terminated?!?
9. What software license?!?
10. Well, it’s doing SOMETHING…
11. Wow…that seemed fast…
12. I got a better job at Lockheed…
13. Management says…
14. Sorry, the new equipment [...]

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If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.
The last question read, “Old MacDonald had a ________.”
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to [...]

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A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there’s a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what [...]

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