Eddie lived next door to a beautiful blonde named Julie.
One evening, as he was driving home from work, he noticed his neighbor’s house was on fire. When he got closer, he saw Julie standing in the yard, watching the blaze.
Stopping his car and getting out, he rushed over to her. “Julie, your house is on [...]

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A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run….run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!”
A third batter slams [...]

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… to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “Beer”.
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female sexual predators [...]

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One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each [...]

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