The fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks “Any luck?”
“Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday” he boasts.
“Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks the stranger.
“Nope.”
“Well, [...]

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Why did the blonde screw the coca-cola cap back on and off twelve times?
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Because the label said “1 in 12 wins”!
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Fluor…Redneck Computer Lingo”Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of [...]

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My name is Spam.
Spam I Am.
I have some stuff I’d like to sell.
Take a look! It’s really swell!
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.
Spam I Am:
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You are really full of bunk.
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He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?”
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:
“I’ve been operating this hotel for many years. In all [...]

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Your Paw Has A New Job
It Is The First One In 48 Years
We Are A Little Better Off Now
We Are Making So Much Money We Don’t Know What To Do With It
Paw Gits $17.50 A Weak Take Home
So We Thought We Oughter Do Some Fixin Up
We Sent To Monkey Wards For One Of Them New [...]

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