… so he said to his good friend and town skeet champion, “Listen, bubba, I want to go the drags tomorrow, an’ I caint afford to close the clinic. I reckon you’d be all right lookin’ after them folks as come in, don’t you?”
“Sure ‘nough”, was the reply, “I’ll be just might glad to help [...]

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Well, at least the Cubs are trying.
They installed a new pitching machine the other day.
Unfortunately it beat them 4-1.
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Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to sunbathe in the nude. Unfortunately, Jim fell asleep. When he finally woke up, he was sunburned everywhere, including [...]

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1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3. Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another [...]

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At a cousin’s wedding, she decided she wanted to describe what a typical day was like for her husband. So the groom had to stand behind a sheet, pulled up to his neck, on it was painted clothing and two wholes for arms. Then the best man stands behind the groom and puts his arms [...]

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