PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI: System Can’t See It
DOS: Defunct Operating System
BASIC: Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
VRML: Very Ridiculous Marketing Language
WWW: World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, [...]

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Your kids call your sister mom
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws:
You think a woman [...]

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This couple just recently got a divorce and they decided to move away from each other and go there separate ways.
So, the father sat down and talked with his son and he said “Son, I think that it is best that you go and live with your mother.”
The kid said “No, I won’t because she [...]

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A blonde took her dog to the vet for its annual check-up.
“Your dog is overweight,” the vet said. “You should cut back on his food a little and make sure he gets some exercise. Try playing fetch with him.”
“That’s impossible,” the blonde replied. “I can’t play fetch with my dog.”
“Why not?” asked the puzzled vet.
“Because,” [...]

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A rather large man is sitting lounging about wearing only his underpants.
His wife moans at him to get dressed as guests will be arriving any minute.
The man, who thinks his wife’s fatty, cheap cooking is responsible for his size, pats his tummy and says,
“Hey, let them see me as I am, then they’ll know how [...]

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