Ross Perot Virus:
Activates every component on your system, just before the whole thing quits.
Mario Cuomo Virus:
It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.
Dan Quayle Virus:
Their is sumthing rong with yor compueter, ewe just can’t figyour out watt.
Gallup Virus:
60% of the PCs infected will lose 38% of their data 14% [...]

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Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
You have a relative living in your garage.
Your neighbor asked to borrow a quart of beer.
There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.
You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
None of the tires on [...]

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What is common between between a 3 pin plug and the England football team?
They are both useless in Europe!
Similar JokesEngland vs Brazil matchIt’s just before the England vs Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to fi…England teamWhat’s the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?

The tea-bag stays in the cup longer…Leprechaun [...]

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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde decide to take a trip through the desert.
“I’ll bring some food to eat in case we get hungry,” the redhead says.
“I’ll bring some water to drink in case we get thirsty,” says the brunette.
“I’ll bring a car door,” the blonde announces proudly.
“A car door?” her puzzled friends ask.
“Yeah, [...]

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It’s one of those rare events in Scotland, a summer heatwave.
Out in the quaint suburb of Giffnock a wealthy businessman decides he needs to trim the lawn a little at the edges.
First though he takes a shower, a nice cooling one and when he steps out and dries himself he finds that it is [...]

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