Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip reens, peas, beans, etc. make up “a mess.”
Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of “yonder.”
Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long “directly” is - as in: “Going to town, be back directly.”
All true Southerners, even [...]

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A Celtic fan is walking home from a match in his Celtic kit.
He fancies a drink, walks into a bar and found himself surrounded by blue and white. He’s walked into a Rangers’ bar.
A deadly silence falls over the pub.
Then the barman clears his throat and says, “In here, we give Celtic fans a toll [...]

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
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A toilet won’t follow you around after you use it!
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A man and wife are celebrating 50 years of happy marriage together.
As the night wears on, he becomes more and more philosophical and asks her.
“Darling, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”
“Oh my dear,” she replies, shocked, “What a dreadful question to ask.”
“I know it is my dear, but you know we usually are honest [...]

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Some folks have it, some don’t. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don’t have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong.
Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s an nifty toy, but think it’s not worth [...]

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