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Loading ...A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at a large gathering, and his blonde hostess broached a subject of which the doctor was most at ease. “Doctor, would you mind telling me,” she asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in someone who appears completely normal?”
“Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask a simple question, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You measure distance in minutes.
You know several people who have hit a deer.
Stores don’t have shopping carts, they have buggies
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?” asked Jane’s best friend.
“Why shouldn’t I?” said Jane.
“Well, maybe he is having an affair?”
“No way” said Jane “he never returns with any fish…”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Wife: Doctor My husband thinks he’s a satellite dish.
Doctor: Don’t worry I can cure him.
Wife: I don’t want him cured I want you to adjust him to get the movie channel.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...So, your crush on the bass player from Vibrating Sandbox has finally died a whimpering death and you’re wondering where to go from here. All the sinister dudes are either dating a series of interchangeable high-school riot girls in baby doll dresses and an overdose of manic panic, or permanently shacked up with some bitter [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip reens, peas, beans, etc. make up “a mess.”
Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of “yonder.”
Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long “directly” is - as in: “Going to town, be back directly.”
All true Southerners, even [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Celtic fan is walking home from a match in his Celtic kit.
He fancies a drink, walks into a bar and found himself surrounded by blue and white. He’s walked into a Rangers’ bar.
A deadly silence falls over the pub.
Then the barman clears his throat and says, “In here, we give Celtic fans a toll [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
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A toilet won’t follow you around after you use it!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man and wife are celebrating 50 years of happy marriage together.
As the night wears on, he becomes more and more philosophical and asks her.
“Darling, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”
“Oh my dear,” she replies, shocked, “What a dreadful question to ask.”
“I know it is my dear, but you know we usually are honest [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Some folks have it, some don’t. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don’t have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong.
Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s an nifty toy, but think it’s not worth [...]
