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Loading ...1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar line workers is football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.
6. The […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.
With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.
The Irishman looked down the bar and said, “Is that Jesus down there?” The bartender nodded, so the […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...It’s true that all men are born free and equal - but some of them get MARRIED!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An application was for employment A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy you hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...TRUE or FALSE?
1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.
2. “Spread Eagle” is an extinct bird.
3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
4. The G-string is part of a violin.
5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly.
6. Testicles are found on an octopus.
7. Foetus is a character in “Gunsmoke”.
8. An umbilical cord is part […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A woman tries her skill at golf. Her first shot ends up deep in the rough. While searching for the ball, she gets a horrible case of poison ivy. After several weeks of recovery, she gives it another try, and again her first shot ends up in the rough. This time, while looking for the […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal’s skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What Exactly Is Marriage??
“Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t have to give her back to her parents” -Eric, AGE 6
“When somebody’s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, ‘I’ll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading .... . being sized up by God. “Well, Bill. I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I’m going to […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Did you hear about the blonde who broke her arm?
She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree.
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