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Loading ...This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as “Millennia Year Application Software System” (MYASS). Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“You’ve just had your twelvth baby miss. What are you going to name this one?”
“Phil”
“But you named the last eleven phil”
“Yeah its great. I say phil go clean the room, they all go clean their room. I say phil come for dinner, they all come for dinner.”
“But what if you only [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes late.
On Saturday morning George was there at [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How do you know when a blonde has been using a dishwasher?
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It’s clogged with paper plates!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?” Julie whined.
“What?” Chris replied.
“Look around!” Julie yelled, as she pointed around the room. “Look at all these books! You always have your head buried in a book! You don’t even seem to know I’m alive!”
“I’m sorry, honey,” Chris said.
“Sometimes [...]
