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Loading ...Bubba pulled the car over to the side of the road and showed Billy-Bob where he’d first had sex.
“It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What’s better than winning the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
Similar JokesSpecial OlympicsQ: What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.Mexican OlympicsWhy doesn’t Mexico have a summer Olympic team?
All their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are …Special RingAn older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini?
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Not everyone’s been in a Lamborghini!
Similar JokesDid you hear about the blond?Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who…It gives us a bad nameThere was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, as her voice was little more than a hoarse whisper. “Bill darling,” she breathed. “I’ve got a confession to make before I go… I … I’m the one who took the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...% make fire
Make: Don’t know how to make fire. Stop.
% why not?
No match.
% gotta light?
No match.
% !1984
1984: Event not found. # (on some systems)
% How’s my lovemaking?
Unmatched ‘.
% “How would you rate Bush’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% [Where is my brain?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% ^How did [...]
