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Loading ...How do rednecks take bubble baths?
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They fart in a puddle.
Similar JokesRedneck Bubble BathsYou might be a redneck if your wife yells, ”Come on, move this transmission so I can take a bath!”Q & A…Shower
Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Answering machine message 252A bubble in the space-time [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman.
One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankee fan [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did the blonde snort Nutri-Sweet?
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She thought it was diet coke.
Similar JokesLouisiana GirlA girl from Louisiana and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane.
The…YUM YUMMARY HAD A LITTLE LAMD……AND THEN SOME MASH POTATOES,CORN,AND A GLASS OF SWEET TEA.Blonde…sweet-n-lowWhy did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
She thought it was Diet [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...CSO: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
Newbie: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
CSO: Mac?
Newbie: No, the name’s Lou.
CSO: Your computer?
Newbie: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
CSO: Mac?
Newbie: I told you, my name’s Lou.
CSO: What about Windows?
Newbie: Why? Will it [...]
