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Loading ...‘Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the shack
Not a creature was stirrin’, cept the lice on muh back.
The skoal cans wuz nailed to the screen door with care,
With hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were sleepin’, all snug in their beds,
While visions of tractor pulls danced in their heads.
And Ma [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Bachelor:
A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
A man who every morning comes to work from a different direction.
A man who never makes the same mistake once.
A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony.
A person who believes in life, liberty, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing.
“I’m thirsty,” said the first. “I’m gonna go get myself a Coke.” So he got out of the boat, walked across the water, and came back with his Coke.
“Ooh, that looks good,” said the second and got out of the boat. He walked across the water, got his [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde is driving on the Interstate when her car breaks down. Easing it over onto the shoulder of the road, she carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle, stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it “Housework.”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?”
6. Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly….
7. Feel better?
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