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Loading ...Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock KnockWho’s there ?WayneWayne who ? Wayne in a manger… ! Knock KnockWho’s there ?DonutDonut who ? Donut open till Christmas ! Knock KnockWho’s there ?OakhamOakham who ? Oakham all ye faithfull… ! [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Dearest Redneck Son,
I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from
your home, so we moved.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”, let it be known on the street that dealers were “invited” (i. e. Expected to attend).The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was “S. P. O. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you’d least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.” The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed , then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she [...]
