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Loading ...A couple of rednecks were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... 1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, “Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to start it.”
Her friend asks, “What is it a puzzle of?”
The blonde says, “From the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
The blonde’s friend figures [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt
Master of Judo
Well before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher should have already learned these basic techniques:
Escape from Dojo
The quick exit to avoid clean up and helping with the mats.
Sleeper Stance
Standing at the corner of the dojo pretending to be observing the students as they sweat with [...]
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Oh give me a site
where the links all work right –
one that doesn’t take too long to load –
where the text can be seen
on my 13-inch screen –
one that offers a “no-Java” mode.
REFRAIN:
Home, home on the Web
on my 486 IBM.
Please take pity on me –
I’m still on Netscape 3
with a 14.4-speed modem!
VERSE:
Though your video files
give [...]
