The husband came home from work. When he arrived, he saw his wife coming out of the house with two big bags.
He asked: “So, what are you planning?”
“I’m going to Las Vegas!”
“To Las Vegas? What do you want there?”
“I heared that I’ll get 400 Dollars a night for what I’m giving to you for free!”
He [...]
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Rights For Rednecks




(No Ratings Yet) 1. You have the right to remain motionless, boy.
2. Should you decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down to the ends of the earth to devour your backside.
3. You have the right to have your [...]
The Blond Passenger




(No Ratings Yet)Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blond passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed. Soon after takeoff, the blond man called a stewardess to his seat and said, “I have a live grenade in my pocket. I’ll blow up the plane if you do not divert to Cairo.”
Perplexed, the stewardess [...]
Normal Car is Better




(No Ratings Yet)Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car
“Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go into building an F1 car, but a normal car is a far superior vehicle. You wonder what goes through those guys’ minds when design their cars. THEY’RE ALL WRONG!!!!”
No door… I mean, [...]
THE WORK VIRUS




(No Ratings Yet)This is serious … a “WORK” virus is on the loose…
If you receive any sort of “work” at all, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague … DO NOT OPEN IT!
The “work” virus has been circulating round our building for months and those who have been tempted to open it [...]
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