Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon [...]

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The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.”
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when [...]

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In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were a brunette, a reddhead, and a blonde.
The second race was the Breast Stroke. The order of finish was: The brunette came in first, the redhead second… But wait… where was the blonde??? She was still racing!
When she got to the finish line, she said, “THEY [...]

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When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: “Just because you’ve reached middle age, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take on new challenges and seek new adventures. You get only one ride on this crazy carousel we call life, and by golly you should make the most of [...]

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I turn on my computer
and I’m looking for some action.
I see my online lover
and beg for satisfaction.
We go to a private room
and you know what happens next.
We think and type and dream about
many different kinds of sex.
Just about 9 days pass
and I find I’m feeling ill.
Maalox, Pepto–NOTHING
will make my stomach chill.
I mention it to my [...]

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