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Loading ...A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until at 8 p.m. the husband finally pulls into the driveway. “What happened?” says the wife. “You should have been home [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A boy says, “Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married!” The father says, “For that son, you have to have a boy and a girl.” The son says, “I’ve found a girl.” “Who?” “My grandmother.” “Let me get this straight,” the father says. “You want to marry my mother? You can’t do that.” “Well, why [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: Why did the blonde give up snorting coke?
A: Because the bottle was to hard to get up her nose.
Q: How do you know if someone is a true blonde or a fake?
A: Ask them what color they use, if they give you crayons, there blond.
Q: Why did they stop the wave at sporting [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately and asked him where he lived.
“Right at the end of Eucalyptus Road,” Billy Bob replied.
“Could you spell that for me please?” the operator asked.
After a very lengthy pause Billy Bob said, “How ’bout I just [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Thine eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun,
I long to have thy software in my hands.
And when you send a GIF for me to run,
I feel a sudden twitch within my glands.
How sweet our cybersex in private rooms,
You type of lust and send it over the Net.
How sad it seems when my love’s signoff [...]
