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Loading ...How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors
Similar JokesHow many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?”You’re still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change me…Changing a Light BulbQ. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn’t hurt.
So he buys a new cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An Israeli woman’s fight with a stubborn cockroach put her husband in the hospital with burns, a broken pelvis and broken ribs, the Jerusalem Post newspaper reported yesterday.
The woman, frightened by the insect when she found it in their living room, stepped on it, threw it in a,toilet and sprayed a full can of insecticide [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde walks into a pharmacy before having sex.
She says to the guy behind the counter, “I’d like to buy a condom, please.”
He says, “Hey, watch your mouth!”
She says, “You’re right, better make that 2.”
Similar JokesBlonde Safe SexWhat is a blonde’s idea of safe sex?Locking the car door.Clinton’s Safe Sex
What’s Bill Clinton’s definition [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...* Steal his “nerdboy” license plate.
* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
* Beat his high score on Tetris.
* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.
* Tell him you heard he’s “micro soft.”
* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
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