A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
“Well, how was the honeymoon?” asked the mother.
“Oh mamma!” she exclaimed. “Tthe honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!” No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. “But mamma . . . as soon [...]
After the honeymoon
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?




(No Ratings Yet)What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying JESUS CHRIST!!
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Glass Eye




(No Ratings Yet)A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, [...]
The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar …




(No Ratings Yet)… the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said:” What are your golf clubs doing here”?
He looked her right in the eye …. and said, “This isn’t going to take all day, is it?”
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NEW COMPUTER VIRUSES




(No Ratings Yet)Beware of the following new computer viruses!!
ACLU VIRUS
This program abhors the destructive effects of other virus programs, but will energetically defend the rights of pimple riddled 13 year old boys from Skokie, IL to freely distribute them.
ADAM AND EVE VIRUS
It takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer.
AIRBAG VIRUS
Can only cause harm if [...]
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