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Loading ...Your yard has been proposed as a new landfill site.
Your kid’s birth announcements include the phrase “rug rat.”
Your pocket knife has ever been referred to as “Exhibit A.”
Your sister has a “Soldier of Fortune” [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks.
“Not really,” says Mary.
“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John.
“No,” she responds.
“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a “No thanks.”
“Well [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What does the average Florida State player get on his SATs? Drool.
What do you get when you put 8 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? A full set of teeth.
How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room? Grease her hips and push.
How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch? Pay him [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in [...]
