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Loading ...A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up
her skirt and began fondling her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man was seated next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a flight to Wichita. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.
The minister replied in [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... At the start of an important trial, a small town attorney called his first witness to the stand. She seemed like a sweet, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I’ve known [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde was in a department store and she wanted a nice new shirt. So when she walked in and turned to the mannequin and said “I really like that shirt were did you get it can you help me find one like it?” So after awhile she began to get upset when the mannequin [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning.
His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He’s laying
in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart.
His wife wakes up and asks, “What the hell was [...]
