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Loading ...A women accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said: “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die. 1. Each morning , fix him a healthy breakfast.
2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.
3. For lunch, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks each year at his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Each summer, he would invite friends to come to visit him.
One summer he invited a lawyer from Czechoslovakia to visit him. The friend, eager to see how a wealthy [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde walked into a barber shop with her headphones on. The barber said, “You have to take your headphones off so I can cut your hair.”
The blonde said, “I can’t.”
The barber said, “Ok, I’ll cut around your hair until I get to the headphones then you’ll have to take them off.”
So the barber cut [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
Don King.
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It turns your floppy disk [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
“Now, class. Observe the worms closely,” said the professor as he put the first worm into the water. The worm [...]
