A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get [...]

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Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps his forehead.
“Darn,” he says. “I forgot to lock the office safe before we left.”
His partner replies ” What are you worried about? [...]

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One day, a brunette walked into a gas station and asked the cashier,”Where is the bathroom?” The casherier replied,”It’s all the way in the back, but theres no toilet paper so you have to use a dollar.”
So, she goes to the bathroom and walks out of the gas station.
A redhead walks in. She asked the [...]

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A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are
playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he
says, “No no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard!”
“Well, what should I do?” asks the man.
“Hold the [...]

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A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.”
So, the bartender does just that, and hands the man the bill. The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.” The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out [...]

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