A man was walking home from the Pub when he HAD TO GO so he went behind a wall and did it.When he had finished he looked round and there was nothing to see He was ammazed where had it gone???? He thought he must be really drunk so he went home to bed
The nextday [...]

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. The balding man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying them all.
His curiosity getting [...]

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Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class.
The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, “That was the decision George Washington [...]

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How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you
….up the arse with her clitoris.
Similar JokesSteroidsQ: How do u know when your girlfriend’s been taking anabolic steroids?
A: When she flips you over…Car CrashA man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway. The man [...]

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A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks.
Curious, the bartender asked him one day, “Why do you always order three shots of whiskey?”
The man answered, “Because my two brothers and I always used to have one shot each, and [...]

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