Cats and Pills

Published in November 24th, 2007

INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill [...]

The AOL Car

Published in November 24th, 2007

Posted by sahil in Computer Jokes

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The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer.
The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player.
The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect [...]

Kids Theories About Marriage

Published in November 24th, 2007

Posted by sahil in Marriage Jokes

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10
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eyes closed

Published in November 24th, 2007

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.
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One day, a fellow went for a ride…

Published in November 24th, 2007

Posted by sahil in Sports

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One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.
The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again.
He replied, “No thanks, I’m not into recycling.”
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