Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.
A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, [...]

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What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?
A full set of teeth.
Similar JokesA Roomful Of RednecksWhat do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?

A full set of teeth. Why Are Rednecks So Stupid?
Why are rednecks so stupid?

Because when God was making people the rednecks were late. [...]

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Imagine if instead of cryptic, geeky text strings, your computer produced error messages in Haiku… they would read like these:
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
The Web site you seek
cannot be located,
but endless others exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask far too [...]

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“Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole
Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet”.
“No kidding? How much memory will it take up?”.
“Not much, just two Bytes.”
Similar JokesThe Tyson One-LinersQ: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
…Why the big fight?A man being mugged by two thugs [...]

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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver’s window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over!” at the top of his lungs. “No!” the blonde [...]

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