There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, “Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!”The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, “She’s not only bald, [...]

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Jon was excited about his new rifle and wanted to try it out, so he went bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder and he turned round to see a larger black bear.
The black bear said “You’ve got two choices, I either maul [...]

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You Might be a Redneck When you use a Basketball as a car Tire
Similar JokesLife like basketballLife is much like basketball: some score points, while others just dribble.baseketballWho was the pirates favorite basketball player?
Kareem Abdul JabAARRRGGGHHH!!!Adopt an NBA playerTHE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU!

With an NBA player’s strike against the team owners lo…LeprosyYo Mama’s [...]

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There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, “Do you think there’s baseball in heaven?”
Solomon thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno, Abe. But let’s make a [...]

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A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, she tells her brunette girlfriend at the salon about her problem, and the brunette suggests she take the car to a mechanic friend of hers, who will turn the meter back by 200,000 miles. [...]

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