Stupid Blonde Jokes

Published in November 27th, 2007

Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.
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MARRIAGE (PART V)

Published in November 27th, 2007

Posted by sahil in Marriage Jokes

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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender [...]

Statues

Published in November 27th, 2007

Posted by sahil in Animals

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In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced eachother for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have bought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of [...]

black people

Published in November 27th, 2007

Posted by sahil in RedNeck Jokes

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once upon a time there where 2 black people. now look how many.
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finger licking

Published in November 27th, 2007

Posted by sahil in Sports

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yo mama soooo fat that wen she went to KFC she licked ALLLLLL them fingers.
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