The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. “Your Holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”
The Pope thought it was a good [...]

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Exclamations:
“Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!”
“Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.”
Threats:
“I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle.”
“This’ll jar your preserves.”
“Don’t you be makin’ me open a can o’ whoop-ass on ya!”
Good Things/Compliments:
“Cute as a sack full of puppies.”
“If things get any better, I may have to hire [...]

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EDITORS NOTE: This is an actual 1976 letter from a Youngstown, Ohio, bride-to- be to her bridesmaids and ushers. Read it and count your blessings. (FROM HARPER’S MAGAZINE)
Dear Bridal Party:
From time to time I will be dropping everyone a line or two to keep each of you informed about how the wedding plans are progressing [...]

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Customer: “I’ve been calling 7001000 for two days and can’t get through; can” you help?”
Operator: “Where did you get that number, sir?”
Customer: “It’s on the door of your business.” Operator: “Sir, those are the hours that we are open.”
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Electronics Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, sir, I don’t [...]

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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them
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