A woman tries her skill at golf. Her first shot ends up deep in the rough. While searching for the ball, she gets a horrible case of poison ivy. After several weeks of recovery, she gives it another try, and again her first shot ends up in the rough. This time, while looking for the [...]

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The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal’s skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet [...]

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What Exactly Is Marriage??
“Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t have to give her back to her parents” -Eric, AGE 6
“When somebody’s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, ‘I’ll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have [...]

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. . being sized up by God. “Well, Bill. I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I’m going to [...]

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Did you hear about the blonde who broke her arm?
She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree.
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Broke. Robbing the robbers!A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer`s club by mistake.
The old legal lions gave them a fight for …Clinton Broke the 11th CommandmentBill Clinton broke [...]

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